"I would be on the candy aisle, so I could eat all the candy I wanted." That was the literal reply from my five year old to the question posed in WalMart yesterday. . . "Madison, if you were fabric dye, where would you be?" Children are so literal. When asked the same question, an adult would understand it to mean that I was looking for fabric dye, but to a five year old it is understood as though they had the choice of where to be if they were that item. Quite literally, if Madison were fabric dye, she would choose to be on the candy aisle. Can you blame her? I think if I were fabric dye I wouldn't want to be on the aisle with laundry detergent, stuck on the top shelf, passed by many times before I was discovered by those looking for me. I would want to be at the check out lines. Those products get to see EVERYBODY and they get lots of attention. Let's face it . . . that's why they are placed there. They have a captive audience. If I were fabric dye, that is where I'd be. Where would you be?